Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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