Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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