No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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