arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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