guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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