just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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