is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
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