I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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