I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
My ATM looks so different sober.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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