No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
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