separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
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