I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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