We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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