you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
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