I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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