Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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