So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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