Christians are straight up FREAKS
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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