Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Two words: nipple clamps
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