When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Is it because I queefed?
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
Randomize
