I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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