Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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