erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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