when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
Randomize