Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Who put my cat in the fridge?
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