Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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