Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
When did angry sex become our thing?
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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