There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
tell me about the eggs
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