He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
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