David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
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