I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
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