I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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