it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
