Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
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