I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
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