If that was your dad, he is hot
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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