When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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