...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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