After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
Shame - the story of my life.
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