youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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