would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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