All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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