I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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