Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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