Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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