Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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