Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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