i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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