2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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