Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
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