i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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