Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
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