i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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