Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
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