normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
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